The undead don’t usually get origin stories this good.
Enter Ted’s Dead—a dark, sarcastic dive into the miserable (and hilarious) existence of a zombie who just can’t seem to stay dead… no matter how hard he tries. If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a metalhead lost everything, gained undeath, and developed a serious attitude problem about it, you’re about to find out.
To kick things off, the Ted’s Dead 4-page Ashcan Comic has officially arrived.
Now, if you’re not deep into comic culture, an ashcan is essentially a raw, stripped-down preview—a first taste of a larger story. But don’t let the size fool you. This isn’t some throwaway teaser. This is your first glimpse into a grimy, blood-splattered world filled with dark humor, brutal honesty, and a main character who would rather be literally anywhere else… except existence.
Ted isn’t your typical zombie. He’s not shambling around looking for brains or mindlessly terrorizing the living. He’s aware. He’s bitter. He’s exhausted. And worst of all? He’s completely unable to die. While the rest of the undead stumble through eternity, Ted is stuck in a loop of failed escape attempts, constant irritation, and a deep hatred for what he’s become—and for the “z-bags” around him.
That’s where this ashcan comes in.
These four pages are a snapshot of that chaos—a quick, sharp punch of story that sets the tone for what’s to come. It’s gritty, it’s a little unhinged, and it doesn’t try to clean itself up for anyone. This is indie comics at its core: raw creativity, dark storytelling, and a voice that doesn’t ask for permission.
And here’s where things get even better for collectors and fans of physical media.
Every single copy of the Ted’s Dead Ashcan Comic is hand signed and individually numbered. That means no two copies are exactly the same. This isn’t mass-produced, forgettable content—it’s a limited piece of the project’s history. Only 100 copies printed. Once they are gone, they are gone. It’s something you can actually hold onto as this world grows, evolves, and (inevitably) gets even more chaotic.
In a time where everything is digital, temporary, and endlessly scrollable, there’s something special about owning a physical comic—especially one that feels this personal. You’re not just reading a story; you’re supporting an independent creator building something from the ground up, one page at a time.
And make no mistake, Ted’s Dead is just getting started.
This ashcan release is the first crack in the coffin lid. The larger story will continue in Stories from the Dead, set to release on October 31st, 2026—a fitting date for a series that leans hard into horror, dark comedy, and the beautifully grotesque.
So if you’re into zombies, sarcasm, metalhead energy, and stories that don’t pull their punches, this is your invitation.
Ted may be dead… but his story is very much alive.